From Your Friends


Jarret Funeral Home

Dear Gabriel Collins,

We are very sorry to hear of your loss of Mr. Benjamin Stokes.  Most astounding was the rapidity with which we received the news.

Confidentially, we would endeavor to deliver “the finest funeral that Collinsport has to offer,” with the sum you cited, despite the challenges of such limitations.  We ask that you reconsider engaging the services of Mr. Lamar Trask, given our involvement with him as justified plaintiffs in a rather elaborate litigation.  We mention this only in passing.

We are at the ready.

With sympathy,

Mr. Harold Jarret

ps — Congratulations on the marriage of the former Mrs. Quentin Collins.  I was happy to serve as witness in the Courthouse as I went to have this missive sent.


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