To Peregrine & Sons, Boston:

Please cease the printing of the current edition of An Historical Narrative of the Collins Family of Greater Maine.  Destroy any present drafts.

The tome currently extruding from your presses is intolerably plump with the ripest juices of steaming humbuggery that nature will allow!  In its place, accept these corrections from the hand of noted historian, Mr. Benjamin Stokes.  He will accompany the new draft, however please do not engage him in conversation, for he lacks the capacity to speak.

The accompanying aroma is the understandable result of medicinal tinctures.


Mr. Joshua I. Collins,



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